DEAR CHEERLEADERS

NOPE I WAS NOT WATCHING YOUR COMPETITIONS ON TV TODAY
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR DREW

NO I HAVE NOT SEEN ALL OF YOUR MOVIES
NO I DONT THINK YOU ARE THE COOLEST EVER
NO I DONT GET EXCITED FOR ANY THING YOU ARE IN
I MEAN IT
LOVE ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR CHELSEA

I WISH YOU WOULD STOP TALKING EVERY NITE AT 11 PM ON E
I HATED IT WHEN YOU HAD THE KARDASHIANS ON
I HATED WHEN YOU SAID HANDY J
I HATE WHEN YOU TALKE ABOUT BRITNEY
OH AND I DID NOT SAY I WANTED YOU TO MOVE TO NEW YORK SO WE COULD BE BFF THAT WAS A LIE TOO
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR MAX FISCHER

PULEASE!!!
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA
Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah

Herman Blume: What's the secret, Max?
Max Fischer: The secret?
Herman Blume: Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.
Max Fischer: The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.

Max Fischer: My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.

Max Fischer: What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?
Magnus Buchan: A fucking lie.
Max Fischer: You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.

erman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.

DEAR EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THIS

NO Je t'aime AT ALL
WHAT SO EVER AT ALL
LIKE STOP
LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
RAMONA

DEAR WES

I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO DISCUSS WITH YOU
HOPE YOU HAVE A FEW HOURS
YOU REALLY GET UNDER MY SKIN
LOVE ALWAYS







PS WES IF YOU ARE READING THIS I HEART YOU!! FOREVER

DEAR LITTLE FRANKIES

I FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNET WHILE I WAS TRYING TO FIND YOU PHONE NUMBER AND IT WAS SO ANNOYING

Italy’s neighorhood pizzeria’s are known as really casual places to hang out, meet friends, eat, drink and talk. Lil’ Frankie’s is just that. We offer real Neapolitan pizza, made exactly as it’s made in Naples, fresh handmade pastas cooked to order, a wine and grappa list that rivals any in the city, and friendly (never pushy) service – all in a setting designed to make you feel at home.

We invite you to come visit and help us make Lil’ Frankie’s feel like YOUR neighborhood pizzeria.

ARE YOU SERIOUS GO AWAY AND I DONT LIKE YOUR LEMONADE
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

THIS KIND OF THING IS DUMB
I COULD DO WITH OUT THIS AND YOUR HUGS
LOVE ALWAYS
RAMONA

DEAR CAM RON

TAKE IT UP WITH METHOD MAN
LOVE
RAMONA

DEAR JAYMIE AND SKIPPER

WOULD RATHER EAT ALONE THEN WITH YOU
LOVE ALWAYS ME

DEAR KENNETH AND SKIPPER

SPARE ME
LOVE RAMONA

DEAR SLAYMI

BE CAREFUL AROUND ME I DONT WANT YOU TO BE IN A SLING AGAIN
LOVE
RAMONA

DEAR ELVIS PRESLEY

BARF
LOVE RAMONA

DEAR SKIPPER AND JAYMIE

ARGHHH ITS LIKE REALLY GUYS
REALLY
STOP FOLLOWING ME TO LITTLE FRANKS
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR AVIVA AND NICUDDLING

BEAT IT
LOVE RAMONA

DEAR MZ

YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT THE NEXT TIME IS SEE YOU
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR BETTY CROCKER

CUPCAKES REALLY
HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR MR LENSKE

HOW ABOUT WE CONSIDER YOU DELETING ME FROM YOUR IM LIST
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR METHOD MAN

IN CASE YOU DONT REMEMBER WE BROKE UP!
I KNOW YOU STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON ME BUT REAL TALK ITS OVER
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR HALLMARK GREETING CARDS

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A MINUTE WITH THE CREEP WHO INVENTED SINGING BIRTHDAY CARDS
BOY OH BOY THAT PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE
THANKS
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR GOD AGAIN

THIS IS STARTING TO REALLY TICK ME OFF
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR GOD

THIS WONT BE THE LAST ONE TO YOU
I KNOW YOU CREATED ALL OF THESE THINGS TO TORTURE ME
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR TEEN AGE INTERN DREAM SENSATION

LEAVE ME ALONE
DONT EVER EMAIL ME AGAIN IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR STAT

THIS COULD GET UGLY
I MEAN STOP PUSHING ME IN BUSHES AND BLOGGING ABOUT IT
ITS GETTING OLD
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR MARY WEISS

THE SHANGRI LAS ARE DUMB
YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE CREEPS AND YOUR OUTFITS TICK ME OFF
ARGGG
PS LOOK AT THE ONE FOR GIVE ME A GREAT BIG KISS
ITS INSANE CANT BRING IT TO CUTEATTACK BUT ITS A CUTE BOMB

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DEAR VEEVES

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CUTE AND FUNNY ALL THE TIME
IM OVER IT
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR PIA

GREAT ANOTHER PERSON FROM LA TO RUIN MY LIFE
GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE AND DONT COME BACK
OH AND PS THANKS FOR TAKING PICS OF MY DUMB FRIENDS JERK
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR PATRICK

REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE FREIENDS
WELL NOT ANYMORE
LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER
RAMONA

DEAR MOOSE AND NICUDDLING AND JENNYC

I MEAN THE 3 OF YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE
ITS NOT RIGHT HOW YOU ACT IN PUBLIC OR HOW YOU TREAT ME
GOODBYE FOREVER
WATCH YOUR BACK NO JOKE
LOVE RAMONA

REMEBER WHEN

I WAS NOT HALF BLONDE

DEAR FAST EDDIE

YOU SEE THAT SCARY BEAR FACE I AM MAKING WELL IF YOU KEEP IT UP ILL MAKE IT AGAIN
LOVE ALWAYS MONSERS

DEAR BIG BUCKS STUART

YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME WITH THAT NICK NAME
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR MISSY AND UNCLE GENE

THANKS! REAL NICE DUO YOU GOT HERE
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR ALEX AND DONALD

ALEX GET YOUR SHIT WE ARE LEAVING
DONALD YOUR A REAL CREEP FOR THIS PICTURE
LOVE HUGS AND KISSES
RAMONA

DEAR NICUDDLING

PSSST IN ORDER FOR US TO GET ALONG HERES A FEW THINGS
1 DONT I REPEAT DONT COME WHERE I AM MACKING
2 I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR QUEEN NOT
3 PUT YOUR BIG OLD COOTER AWAY
LOVE ALWAYS
RAMONA

DEAR BEST FRIENDS

YOU ALL BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
I KNOW ALOT ABOUT YOU AND I AM NOT AFRAID OF BLACKMAIL
LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER
MONES