DEAR BETTY CROCKER

CUPCAKES REALLY
HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR MR LENSKE

HOW ABOUT WE CONSIDER YOU DELETING ME FROM YOUR IM LIST
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR METHOD MAN

IN CASE YOU DONT REMEMBER WE BROKE UP!
I KNOW YOU STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON ME BUT REAL TALK ITS OVER
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR HALLMARK GREETING CARDS

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A MINUTE WITH THE CREEP WHO INVENTED SINGING BIRTHDAY CARDS
BOY OH BOY THAT PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE
THANKS
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR GOD AGAIN

THIS IS STARTING TO REALLY TICK ME OFF
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR GOD

THIS WONT BE THE LAST ONE TO YOU
I KNOW YOU CREATED ALL OF THESE THINGS TO TORTURE ME
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR TEEN AGE INTERN DREAM SENSATION

LEAVE ME ALONE
DONT EVER EMAIL ME AGAIN IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR STAT

THIS COULD GET UGLY
I MEAN STOP PUSHING ME IN BUSHES AND BLOGGING ABOUT IT
ITS GETTING OLD
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR MARY WEISS

THE SHANGRI LAS ARE DUMB
YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE CREEPS AND YOUR OUTFITS TICK ME OFF
ARGGG
PS LOOK AT THE ONE FOR GIVE ME A GREAT BIG KISS
ITS INSANE CANT BRING IT TO CUTEATTACK BUT ITS A CUTE BOMB

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DEAR VEEVES

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CUTE AND FUNNY ALL THE TIME
IM OVER IT
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR PIA

GREAT ANOTHER PERSON FROM LA TO RUIN MY LIFE
GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE AND DONT COME BACK
OH AND PS THANKS FOR TAKING PICS OF MY DUMB FRIENDS JERK
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR PATRICK

REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE FREIENDS
WELL NOT ANYMORE
LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER
RAMONA

DEAR MOOSE AND NICUDDLING AND JENNYC

I MEAN THE 3 OF YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE
ITS NOT RIGHT HOW YOU ACT IN PUBLIC OR HOW YOU TREAT ME
GOODBYE FOREVER
WATCH YOUR BACK NO JOKE
LOVE RAMONA

REMEBER WHEN

I WAS NOT HALF BLONDE

DEAR FAST EDDIE

YOU SEE THAT SCARY BEAR FACE I AM MAKING WELL IF YOU KEEP IT UP ILL MAKE IT AGAIN
LOVE ALWAYS MONSERS

DEAR BIG BUCKS STUART

YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME WITH THAT NICK NAME
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR MISSY AND UNCLE GENE

THANKS! REAL NICE DUO YOU GOT HERE
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR ALEX AND DONALD

ALEX GET YOUR SHIT WE ARE LEAVING
DONALD YOUR A REAL CREEP FOR THIS PICTURE
LOVE HUGS AND KISSES
RAMONA

DEAR NICUDDLING

PSSST IN ORDER FOR US TO GET ALONG HERES A FEW THINGS
1 DONT I REPEAT DONT COME WHERE I AM MACKING
2 I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR QUEEN NOT
3 PUT YOUR BIG OLD COOTER AWAY
LOVE ALWAYS
RAMONA

DEAR BEST FRIENDS

YOU ALL BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
I KNOW ALOT ABOUT YOU AND I AM NOT AFRAID OF BLACKMAIL
LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER
MONES