DEAR HAM AND CHIEF

I WISH YOU WOULD GO BACK TO THE PET STORE YOU CAME FROM
YOU GUYS ARE RUDE AND NOT NICE TO SLEEP WITH OR ANYTHING
HAM WHEN YOU "PRETEND" TO BE EVERYONES FRIEND ITS NOT FUNNY AND CHIEF WHEN YOU TAKE THE ELEVATOR ALONE ITS SKETCHY
LOVE ALWAYS AUNT MONES

DEAR WAYNE NEWTON

NEW FAVE SONG ALERT
DANKE SHOEN
WHAT A VOICE
WHAT LYRICS
HOW YOUR TORN YOUR DRESS WHAT A MESS I CONFESS THATS NOT ALL
FU WAYNE NEWTON FOR EVER
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR CANT BUY ME LOVE

WORST MOVIE EVER
I WISH IT WAS NEVER MADE!!
MY LEAST FAVE PARTS ARE AS FOLLOWS
Ronald Miller: I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindi Mancini.
Chuckie Miller: Cindi Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?
Ronald Miller: That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.
Chuckie Miller: Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.

Patty: I mean, he went from totally geek, to totally chic!

Cindy Mancini: Are you high?
Ronald Miller: I want to rent you.
Cindy Mancini: You want to rent me?
Ronald Miller: Yeah. You pretend you like me and we go out for a few weeks... and that will make me popular.
Cindy Mancini: Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular.
Ronald Miller: Well I have a thousand dollars that says it will.
Cindy Mancini: I think you've mowed one too many lawns!

Kenneth Wurman: Look, It's the African ant eater ritual!
ARGHHHH THIS MOVIE!
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR DANIEL

PLEASE GET A HARICUT
THANK YOU
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR LENSKI

ITS NOT COOL TO SEND PEOPL PICS OF CUTE SMALLY BABY LITTLE THINGS
PLEASE STOP
THANK YOU
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

LETS PLAY A GAME

WHO DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF

HINT HE IS DANCING ON THE FAR RIGHT

AND WHO DOES CAMERON REMIND YOU OF

SEE BELOW

THINGS THAT REALLY TICK ME OFF LATELY

SUZANNE AND HER ROBOT BOYFRIEND
EVERYONE AT 23 G YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
ASIAN BABIES AGES 0 TO 3 WITH BALLOONS OR RIDING IN A MECHANICAL DOLPHIN OR EATING ICE CREAM
MY NEW BIKE DONT WORRY SPECIAL POSTING TO FOLLOW ITS SOMETHING SPECIAL
WHEN SUZANNE CALLED NOT ONLY FED EX BUT ALEX A MICKEY MOUSE ORGANIZATION

DEAR KARL

HOW DARE YOU
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR LUCY

I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE
YOUR MY BESTIE YOU JERK
LOVE ALWAYS SIS

POLLY MAGOO

SO I WANT TO SEE THIS
http://www.papermag.com/blogs/2008/04/who_are_you_polly_maggoo_on_dv.php

Crazy intro clip here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xccHBvEZcgQ

DEAR WEIL AND ALLISON

I AM MAKING A SAD FACE BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE JERKS
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR GYPSY

YOU BASICALLY STALKED ME TO BECOME FRIENDS
WATCH OUT I KNOW WHERE YOU EAT SLEEP AND WORK ON THE REALS THIS IS GANGSTA

INTRODUCING

LEXI KATIE DEREK
THE PEOPLE WHO I WAKE UP WITH EVERYDAY
THE KIDS WHO HAVE SEEN ME DRUNK AND NOT DRUNK AND STOOD BY ME DURING THOSE FIRST 90 DAYS
WE LIVE IN A CLUBHOUSE ON 2ND BTWN C AND D I LIVE IN THE ATTIC LIKE ANNE FRANK
ITS A MODEL HOUSE WE ARE ALL MODEL WRANGLERS
DEREKS ROOM IS THE CLEANEST LEXIS IS THE MOST CREATIVELY DECORATED KATIES IS THE BIGGEST AND MOST GIRLY MINE IS THE MESSIEST!! LEXI LOVES TO DVR LAW AND ORDER COP SHOWS DEREK AND KATIE LIKE TO DVR OPRAH AND WE ALL LOVE INTERVENTION. KATIE IS A VEGAN THE REST OF US EAT MEAT!!! EACH WEEK WE HAVE TO CLEAN THE HOUSE!!
I LOVE THESE 3 PEOPLE ALOT!!!! WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN AND LAUGH ABOUT NOTHING. AND WE STICK TOGETHER WHEN THE NEIGHBORS ARE TRYING TO ATTACK US OR WRITE US CHECKS FOR MONEY THEY WANT TO BORROW
2B WHAT WHAT

DEAR PERSON WHO STOLE THAT BIKE

IN YOUR FACE I GOT A BETTER BIKE FROM MOOSE AND BEE FOR MY BIRTHDAY
SO TAKE THAT

DEAR PAD AND ALEX

HERES A SECRET
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ILL TEEPEE YOUR APARTMENT
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR CAM

THE NIGHT WE READ FROM THE JEW BOOK AND THE POETRY BOOK ID RATHER FORGET ABOUT IT
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR EMMETT AND ROOF

PLEASE DO NOT COPY CAT ME AGAIN
THANKS
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR CUTEFACE

YOUR A BOY I AM A GIRL!!!!! STUPID
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR EMMETT

THATS RIGHT YOU GIVE ME A HEADACHE!
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA

DEAR EVERYONE AGAIN

YES THATS RIGHT I AM STICKING MY TOUNGE OUT AT YOU!! DEAL WITH IT
LOVE ALWAYS RAMONA XO